This is a repost, my rediff account has been deleted, the blog is still accessible, this is an attempt to save the blog..

Friday, April 02, 2004

Vivek was cribbing about of lack of handgrenades, only if he could get some of these deadly bombs he would have loved to blast all the mosquitos with them. The approximate quantity required by him to get all of them was 10-15 grenades. He had demanded the ammo only when he realized that his daily tally never goes above 8-10 and he may not be able to get rid of mosquitos without help.

Well vivek, don't worry after you read this you would love to just wait and watch for this product to comeout.

Scientists at Ferguson and Lamart Technical University (Faltu) have come up with a revolutionary mosquito demoralizer chemical (ReMoDe). ReMoDe though is difficult to type because of the camel hump naming convention used by the inventors, can be very effective against the nuisance called mosquitos.

An official who wanted to remain anonymous told reporters that ReMode is a surprise outcome of a defense project that was preparing a biochemical attack against all the terrorist groups. Aim was to synthesize chemicals that could decrease will power and aggression of terrorists thus reducing terrorism. Of course the whole exercise was to be conducted secretly and it was expected that terrorist groups would start breaking up and in time they would also surrender.

As we know only female mosquitos are the ones that bite human beings. Reason behind this is that male mosquitos are afraid of human beings and they lack the will power to take risk and enjoy human blood. Sceintific community was of split opinion till yesterday. Some groups believed that male mosquitos were fond of flowers, other said that they were physically incapable of penetrating human skin. With this discovery all those theories have been put to rest.

ReMoDe was initially meant to decrease will power of terrorist groups but it is only capable of demoralizing small terrorists called mosquiots.

Composition of ReMoDe is not yet available to public viewing. But if this chemical works this could be the biggest accidental discovery of this century. Of course as the century has just started we can expect more dramatic discoveries.

ReMoDe would be available commercially after approval from FDI.