Body Building Desi Shtyle

I don't know where I heard this concept for the first time. I sincerely hope it was not in my dreams but here is a cool way of body building and increasing weight lifting capacity. Here are the steps:

1. Get a buffalo ( you can earn money by selling milk and you can get a supply of milk for yourself; remember we are talking about body building etc. )

2. Get the buffalo to mate with the male counterpart (you don't have to take active part in this activity, you can outsource it to other experts)

3. Wait till it gives birth to the calf (this takes time so you can use the milk during this time and some exercise won't hurt)

4. When the new calf is born, pick it up.

5. Pick up the calf everyday and as the calf grows bigger and heavier you will find that you can still pick it up.

You are gradually increasing the weight and hence will be able to increase your weight lifting capacity :-)

6. Don't kill me !